Ahh…is there anything quite like staying in the cheapest of hotels?
No. No there is not.
A little word of warning for you: it’s fine to book a cheap hotel in the midst of a cross-country drive, but make sure it’s not the cheapest hotel in town! Always, always, always go for something towards the middle of the pack, otherwise you end up in a beat-up, dingy place sandwiched between the county jail and a homeless shelter.
Not that I’ve ever made that mistake, mind you.
*cough*
Err, let’s move on, then…
Look, I know I haven’t blogged in…umm…uhh…
Well, shit. I’m running out of fingers and toes, so it has been way too long.
That delay, that lack of writing, unfortunately is why I had to leave paradise. As I wrote previously, I had to break the terrible, immovable stagnation that had taken hold of me in that place.
I can feel it pulling at me already, by the way. I can feel the call of the mountains; I can just about hear the packs howling; I can feel the bears hunting*; the run of a stream just now filling with melting snow; the frenzied antics of otter families playing as they fish; the foxes and coyotes still torpedoing their heads into the snow to catch field mice…
*Every news story about a moron…err, tourist getting attacked brings some schadenfreude and a nod to Darwin’s immutable wisdom.
Shit, I could continue for a long, long time.
Yesterday I pulled in to a rest stop to have lunch. It was actually a nice place, with lots of green space neatly maintained around a dense wood. Do you know what I did the entire time? I watched the tree line for the grizzly that I just knew could smell my lunch and would come ambling out to investigate at any moment. Uhh, grizzlies? In freaking Minnesota?!
Old habits are gonna die hard, I think.
I’m on the water now, however, and that means something. I can see the expanse in front of me. If the air doesn’t have the tang and bite of sea air, it is still…refreshing. Heck, it’s refreshing enough that once I finally extricated myself from my jail-adjacent bed-for-the-night, the urge to write came. Actually, it came at about three in the morning, when my drunken neighbors woke me with their screaming match, but just this once putting off the writing by a few hours was a good idea. Ahem.
That urge to write has been a ghostly voice* at the back of my mind for a very long time now. I didn’t always listen, of course, but it was always there. Until the inertia took hold. Until I sank further and further away from the writing, and the voice became more and more silent. As the sounds of paradise became louder, that little ghost at the back of my mind became quieter.
*Wait…you thought Oz’s voice at the back of Connor’s mind came out of nowhere? Silly, silly reader — of course that’s a freaking allegory!
I hate to say it, but it is only since I left Yellowstone that I can hear it again. Of course, I had beer and extra-spicy wings last night, so the voice is pretty mercilessly making fun of me right now, but at least it’s talking again!
Oh, and here’s a bit more unsolicited cheap-hotel wisdom for you: if you want good, cheap food and beer, find the bar by the police station that the cops go to when they get off.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, this town may be — err, not may be, is — a dump, but it’s got a killer submarine museum on the waterfront that I need to go explore…
p.s.
Wait…you can AirBnB a freaking submarine in this town? Are you fucking kidding me?! How the hell did I miss that? Yeah, it’s expensive as hell, but…you can sleep on a goddamned submarine!!
{Musical Note — hey, let’s go old school, just for fun}
I sat down to write today, but I didn’t know what to write.
Finding My Way Out 